I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
Comic artist and illustrator Denis Medri reimagined Star Wars as an awesome 1980’s high school. These are definitely the cool droids you were looking for.
lol I haven’t had a day off from work in like 2 weeks I don’t like adulthood
I feel like I’m overly sexual in theory but it’s really just to make up for the fact that sexual attraction is so rare for me
my favourite thing to do in the holidays is fuck up my sleeping pattern as much as possible
Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
*puts condom on my finger before fingering myself* you never know